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  • Just make sure when you cum, spread it on her forehead and say Simba.

    Submitted by tennisbunny on Nov 9, 12 at 11:55am
    • Still to this day best text I've ever read on this site.

      Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 9, 12 at 11:40pm
  • It's only a real lion king wedding if the groom's dad gets trampled afterwards.

    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 9, 12 at 12:33pm
  • Yes... Flying for a wedding that will only last 5 years is to much!!!

    Submitted by Stew_Pudas0eL on Nov 10, 12 at 2:52pm
  • I think in your case it'd be more appropriate to fly to Tokyo for a Bridezilla themed wedding.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 9, 12 at 9:55pm
  • since when do 2nd graders text?

    Submitted by lurch66 on Nov 9, 12 at 2:06pm
  • Already been done. Oddly, is OP an agent for these wedding deals? Last I hear is a package just south of $100K from the States.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 9, 12 at 11:10am