I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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About that second one, isn't everybody?
Don't underestimate the chicks, Dude. Males aren't the only ones doin' a lil diddling.
Chronic masturbator-someone who masturbates often, aka the entire male population of the world.