He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.