I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.