It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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