physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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