id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We left an ass print on the piano.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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