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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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