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(973): View more from New Jersey

Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping

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(480): View more from Arizona

i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone

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(916): View more from California

Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room

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(816): View more from Missouri

I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.

(913): View more from Kansas

Nobody is perfect

(816): View more from Missouri

I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(978): View more from Massachusetts

apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.

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(706): View more from Georgia

They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods

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