Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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Or play ice cream truck music in the hall
Ahahaha, I LOL'd!
Or you could just grow some balls and say, "Could you go now please?" Wow...not hard. You obviously don't care about anyone's feelings anyway....
fat people eat their feelings, so it'll stimulate the economy.
DONT fake death. She might try to give u mouth- to- mouth.
Why don't you just tell her you're a shallow asshole?
Make a deal with her for every time you two fuck she lose ten ponds
Just throw a piece of food outside, then slam the door behind her
Why would you have your friend call 911 then? - rather just ask him to play out following scenario: Your friend, let's call him Dave, dresses up as a paramedic. Dave will coincidentally come by and see you lying on the floor, faking a heart attack or some similiar disturped prank, and storm to your rescue. He will then use his medic skills (make something up here, maybe get him to yell "It's not your time yet"). This will end in him saving you and you will forever be in his de
*debt. Dave will then tell you to get some rest and insist that you'd get some sleep, so the "fat chick" sadly have to leave.\nThis will not only get the chick out of the room, but also (if dave is up for it, and he might just be) the oportunity to sleep with the fat chick, cause of his newly achieved hero status.
Fuck her skinny.
But then the chick may try to make you a get well fruit basket...which would result in another encounter