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  • Or play ice cream truck music in the hall

    Submitted by bhth68 on Nov 18, 10 at 9:32am
  • Or you could just grow some balls and say, "Could you go now please?" Wow...not hard. You obviously don't care about anyone's feelings anyway....

    Submitted by shortyblueeyes on Nov 18, 10 at 5:55pm
  • DONT fake death. She might try to give u mouth- to- mouth.

    Submitted by deadpool91 on Nov 18, 10 at 10:55am
  • Why don't you just tell her you're a shallow asshole?

    Submitted by goldenbear54 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:09am
  • Why would you have your friend call 911 then? - rather just ask him to play out following scenario: Your friend, let's call him Dave, dresses up as a paramedic. Dave will coincidentally come by and see you lying on the floor, faking a heart attack or some similiar disturped prank, and storm to your rescue. He will then use his medic skills (make something up here, maybe get him to yell "It's not your time yet"). This will end in him saving you and you will forever be in his de

    Submitted by freeminded on Nov 18, 10 at 9:46am
    • *debt. Dave will then tell you to get some rest and insist that you'd get some sleep, so the "fat chick" sadly have to leave.\nThis will not only get the chick out of the room, but also (if dave is up for it, and he might just be) the oportunity to sleep with the fat chick, cause of his newly achieved hero status.

      Submitted by freeminded on Nov 18, 10 at 9:47am
  • Make a deal with her for every time you two fuck she lose ten ponds

    Submitted by Misssbarry on Nov 20, 10 at 2:54am
  • Just throw a piece of food outside, then slam the door behind her

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Nov 18, 10 at 9:54am
  • Fruit basket?

    Submitted by pkmnnerd on Nov 18, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Fuck her skinny.

    Submitted by hvltn on Nov 21, 10 at 4:19pm
  • But then the chick may try to make you a get well fruit basket...which would result in another encounter

    Submitted by heykristen6 on Nov 18, 10 at 4:23pm
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