Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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Okay I decided since you are in san francisco, it is funny.
I am conflicted as to whether I should find this funny or not..
i hate guys who threaten suicide just to prevent their significant other from breaking up with them. honestly. that's why i didn't go out with this one guy i was into. they're just looking for attention and a concrete way of holding a girlfriend; because they obviously don't have anything else to offer in order to hold a healthy relationship. idiots.
What a fucking depressing boyfriend. Leave that fuck already
Emotional blackmailers are very immature. I'll bet he blames every little thing that goes wrong in the relationship on you. And he's got an excuse for every time he misbehaves (as in you drove him to do it). And I bet if you ever have a need or a legitimate request in the relationship he acts like he's doing you a huge favor. So, what's the going hourly rate for babysitting these days?
Jesus. Project much?
What a great way to deal with emotional blackmail!
lmfao... i wish i thought of that first
Ur bf is threatening suicide GET HIM SOME HELP
I wish I would have thought of this when my ex-boyfriend would do that. Except he went so far as to cut himself. Even though it was just him trying to be manipulative. So I sent him to the mental hospital instead.
Are you sure you're on the right site? Postsecret instead perhaps lol
Does he yell a lot and hang up the phone during an agrument? Especially when you have a good point? Do the two of you talk constantly about his interests, but not yours? Does he even know what your interests are? Does he say "I really don't want to go that party (or restaurant or any other thing you suggest) but I'll do it for you? Emotional blackmailers are classic cases. They don't grow up or change. They just keep finding the people who give in to them. Save yourself! Run!
hahahahaha... this is so wrong, but just hilarious...
Lmafo what a drama queen
you would be a widow if you were married-
just as a boyfriend, you would be- Lucky
HAHAHA! Finally a funny tfln
Ugh I had a boyfriend that would do that to manipulate me into not leaving him.
i agree w 8:55 i actually giggled..its been a while
its just not humorous.
i know an asshole like that he just wants attentionn dump his ass and get a new boyfriend, douchebag isnt worth changing your status lmao.
awesome b u should be gettin banged out by a fun girl like meeeeeeee
That's classic, good on you girl!
Omg win. But then again he may be threatening this because he's with you
Ahahahahaa awesome :)
you must be dating my ex... he would tell me I hated him and then say he slit his throat... but he's still alive...
Hahahahahahah that's great
He wouldn't do it but that's really funny.
Lmao I had a boyfriend like that but I broke up with him to see if he would really do it..,RIP Brandon
Lmfao!! This is hilarious
i agree this is a humorous way to deal with his emotional blackmail (nothing better than blackmailing a blackmailer, i always say), but the bigger question is why are you still with this guy? it'd be funny if you weren't in fact enabling his childish behavior by staying with him even though this is basically emotional abuse. get a life and stop taking responsibility for his.
I would totally hi-five you if I could right now...
i love you dad
Haha that's funny I should try that
Sounds like you picked a winner there...
1219 you just described 6 months of my life!
its time to let that one gooooo
from someone who survived a suicide attempt, if they're threatening to do it constantly, they're fine. they're whiny little brats looking for attention. so mock them all you want. there's one common denominator with every suicide - guilt. he obviously doesn't feel any. so plan a fake memorial service where you all complain about him
Way to smackdown! I know a similar dude. Are his initials DFB?
Lol stupid emo people
You'd have to be married dumbass
I actually had a best friend that went through with this threat while he was on the phone arguing with his girlfriend. Really sad that guys feel insecure enough to even threaten suicide, even worse when they act on it.
i read this at work and started laughing. loudly. i work in a call center. guy on the phone bitching about his bill... not impressed. i however, lovvveee it.
I haven't laughed at a TFLN for a long time... I like this one :)
10:14....shutup. no one gives a fuck
Tell the emo fuck to do it. Thinning of the herd.
OH MY GOD lmfao. I am SOOO going to use that...thank you, thank you oh so very much.
Really 11:37? It's a god damn joke on tfln. Calm the fuck down and get a life. It's slapstick entetainment here.
^^^^^^^ stfu, this isnt therepy circle
Is his name Chris Henry?
Priceless XD What a douchebag. Let him kill himself.
Why are so many projecting their own issues onto this post? None of this emotional blackmail bullshit is in any way mentioned in the original, so why do you feel the need to launch into it? Go deal with the shit in your own lives before you start giving advice, because clearly there is a lot fucked up in them.
Seriously? Who decides what makes it on this site? They are sick and have no sense of humor.
YOu're my fucking hero!!!