Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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