The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I don't get it.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
yea but for you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?