i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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kind of puts a new spin on colonel mustard in the library with the candlestick.
You "God hates gays" morons need to stfu. Like anyone, let alone gays, gives a shit about you and your imaginary friend. Get a real life--or at least go back to wackin it to the scuzzy porn you've got bookmarked. Fuck off.
2:14 is the reason people think Texans are idiots. Get out of my state.
Hahaha. Now this is a text from last night.
Anyways, good luck figuring out what he put in your ass. We've all been there.
...okay, not me, but still. ...good luck with your ass.
If God hates gays, why are we so cute?
Fucking hilarious!!!! Finally after weeks of fake and unfunny texts. Good luck!
3 thumbs up.... Yes I said 3! O.o
You're an absolute dumbass.
Aaahahahahahahaha!!!! Sounds like a fun game!
^i've had 3 texts make it to this site. All real.
Has anyone else seen the Colt McCoy blowjob video. Pretty awesome.
Texas is the devil's taint
Once I met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
People who put "first" for everything.. Get a fuckin life!!!
Houston is all spi cks and spooks 200 real texans live in the woods and are preparing for the revolution. Sorry bout the weird typing of te racial slurs. Pussy ass tfln won't post with racial slurs
Sounds Iike you guys are my kinda guys.
I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!
It was the professor, with the candle stick, in the pooper.
I'm guessing a cock was in u
"fuck you kid, you're a dick!"
- Danny the tourettes guy
I think he put in a big fat dick and a load of jizz....and probably a new STD
Fuck this. U know exactly what happened last night, ur just too ashamed to admit that you slept with a totally sober hobo and you loved it. Your sad u dumb cunt
Ohh that was addressed to 2:00 not meaning 200 texans lol
Anybody from Texas is full of shit.
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
Hey 408 did u vote for Obama? If you did then get the fuck outta my state. Texas has a rich history or real men and true patriots. Panty waist pussies have no place here. If you don't carry a gun and love our constitution then move to cali with all the other fuciin fruits
Haha, now that's my kind of night out
But if you know that someone took you HOME, dp you still need to figure out where you are?
sounds like MY weekend...
This is, actually, pretty fucking funny!!
TFLN is all a big hoax, these aren't really texts from anyone, they make them up.
Texas is a bunch of hicks
But seriously tfln are pussys because you can't type racial slurs I bet they let you say honkey Yep see it posted fuck being politically correct
You know how you "go or went home with someone" he needs to find out who he went home with and where he is at.
god hates you, you know that right?
Ughhhh gays make me wanna vomit