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  • kind of puts a new spin on colonel mustard in the library with the candlestick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:20pm
  • You "God hates gays" morons need to stfu. Like anyone, let alone gays, gives a shit about you and your imaginary friend. Get a real life--or at least go back to wackin it to the scuzzy porn you've got bookmarked. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:16pm
  • 2:14 is the reason people think Texans are idiots. Get out of my state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Hahaha. Now this is a text from last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13pm
  • FIRST!! lulzjk Anyways, good luck figuring out what he put in your ass. We've all been there. ...okay, not me, but still. ...good luck with your ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:47pm
  • If God hates gays, why are we so cute?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Fucking hilarious!!!! Finally after weeks of fake and unfunny texts. Good luck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:25pm
  • 3 thumbs up.... Yes I said 3! O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:07am
  • 7:47, You're an absolute dumbass. -4:08

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:52pm
  • Aaahahahahahahaha!!!! Sounds like a fun game!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:15pm
  • ^i've had 3 texts make it to this site. All real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Has anyone else seen the Colt McCoy blowjob video. Pretty awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Texas is the devil's taint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Once I met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasqatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:06pm
  • People who put "first" for everything.. Get a fuckin life!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:27pm
  • Houston is all spi cks and spooks 200 real texans live in the woods and are preparing for the revolution. Sorry bout the weird typing of te racial slurs. Pussy ass tfln won't post with racial slurs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Sounds Iike you guys are my kinda guys. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I'm gonna buy this shirt!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:11pm
  • It was the professor, with the candle stick, in the pooper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:12pm
  • I'm guessing a cock was in u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:07pm
  • "fuck you kid, you're a dick!"  - Danny the tourettes guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:12pm
  • I think he put in a big fat dick and a load of jizz....and probably a new STD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Fuck this. U know exactly what happened last night, ur just too ashamed to admit that you slept with a totally sober hobo and you loved it. Your sad u dumb cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:32pm
  • Ohh that was addressed to 2:00 not meaning 200 texans lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Anybody from Texas is full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -Sasquatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:21pm
  • Hey 408 did u vote for Obama? If you did then get the fuck outta my state. Texas has a rich history or real men and true patriots. Panty waist pussies have no place here. If you don't carry a gun and love our constitution then move to cali with all the other fuciin fruits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:47pm
  • Haha, now that's my kind of night out

    Submitted by BubblesInTheMilk on Jul 6, 10 at 5:37pm
  • But if you know that someone took you HOME, dp you still need to figure out where you are?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:39am
  • sounds like MY weekend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:21pm
  • This is, actually, pretty fucking funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:56am
  • TFLN is all a big hoax, these aren't really texts from anyone, they make them up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:43pm
  • 3:16 win.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jul 26, 10 at 9:45am
  • Texas is a bunch of hicks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:22pm
  • But seriously tfln are pussys because you can't type racial slurs I bet they let you say honkey Yep see it posted fuck being politically correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Wth!!.. Ahahahahah!!..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:01pm
  • mental imbalance.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:28pm
  • You know how you "go or went home with someone" he needs to find out who he went home with and where he is at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:05pm
  • god hates you, you know that right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:21pm
  • Ughhhh gays make me wanna vomit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:11pm