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(714): View more from California

It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time

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(440): View more from Ohio

I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

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please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted

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how much adderall did you take today?

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(801): View more from Utah

I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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