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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:33am

    Dude forgot one word: yet. And now can add two words: never will.

  • Submitted by captaintyinknots on Jan 19, 10 at 1:53pm

    good job. let her know exactly how much she sucks... or in this case doesn't. BOOM!

  • 93 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:36am

    Spell I-H-O-P then say "ness"

  • 79 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:13am

    Wow I wouldn't. Even talk to that girl

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 19, 10 at 11:31am

    Should have simply saved it as TEASE...

  • 85 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:29am

    Wow... I was in the same situation AND I'm from Indianapolis (317)!!!

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:28am

    What a bitch!

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:14am

    Thank you 11:52!!

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:46pm

    Hahaha i'm a girl and that was freaking hilarious.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:32pm

    WIN

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:47pm

    So funny

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:55am

    This is pretty fucking hilarious. I'm saving this one.

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 5:42pm

    1:52 you are a complete dumbass get a life and an education moron

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 10:46pm

    I know a chick like that!

  • 90 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:26am

    First

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:00pm

    Hi-larious, and I'm a chick

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:28am

    First

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 7:27pm

    Lmao I'm a girl and I still think that's funny

  • 71 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 3:19pm

    omg naptown. you never cease to amaze me!

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:05pm

    If she didnt follow thru then WHY would the OP be sorry he didn't call? There's plenty of other chicks out there who will follow thru. He needs to move the fuck on. Life is too short to put up with that bullshit.

    • 79 74
      Submitted by captaintyinknots on Jan 19, 10 at 1:52pm

      your are an idiot. im not even going to explain why bc everyone who is not an idiot read your comment and said "this person is an idiot". so when you figure out why, then maybe you won't be an idiot anymore.

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:33pm

    That's awesome!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 9:42pm

    shelby?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:16pm

    Those girls are like shitty diapers--totally disposable. Erase her number, she has zero social utility.

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:52pm

    Wowww your a dick