the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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Not another please come get me text
Haha wow what a creep!!
"after we finished"
Finished what? Blowing him in the mens room?
Anyone else fucking sick of all these ending with "Please come get me!!!!1"?
Hahaha 754, so true. Seriously..it's old
Why doesnt anyone have their own car???
Because cars need money to run. Plus, people would rather get free rides from friends, instead of paying for their gas and insurance. I know, i'm one of the few with a car.
ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ARE YOU SERIOUS
This is stupid , he called his mom after a late night fucking a carless slut? Please
What don't you have a car?
I'm in soviet Russia please come get me
I call shenanigans!
These "please come get me" texts are getting really old. They stoped being funny after the first
Agreed. "Please come get me" texts are lame
All the people asking about her car 'from the BAR any chance she didn't drive because she knew shed be drinking??
You can always take a cab, the bus, have the dude drive you to your car or to your friends. Just plain walking works too! None of your hungover friends wanna drive!
Another, and now in caps YAAYYY
What would be really funny would be if the girl sent this text to her mother.
Wow the mods just can't get enough of these stupid please come get me texts. It's nice to know they have no sense of what funny is.
hey man, you know you can pick which ones go in right? if you have an account you can help... and then you can say no to the ones that aren't funny, plus then you get to read a lot more :)
Maybe we could see mor please come get me orrrr...more texts that say something sexual then, "this is your mom text the right number"
I am fuking a NlGGER,,, PLEASE COME GET ME!
Well, 11:29, (assuming these are real text messages), did it ever occur to you that the OP p may actually be asking for a ride away from the situation they are in? I may be wrong, but I would imagine that would be the reason behind the "please come get me" phrases.
The reason pol say "come get me" is obvious.. The guy drove her to his house so she doesn't have her car or she went with a buddy and doesn't want the guy to drive her home to find out where she lives.
Please come lick me
Don't the tfln people read the comments? Don't they know we hate these?
Can't believe it's so hard to be original, please come get me away from these horible fabricated messages, come on, you people suck
6:16......I guess anything is possible when it is a made up text.
Call a cab ya cheap biotch!!
You can't drive yourself?
Please come get me texts SUCK
Who Fucking cares if it's real or not,
If you don't have a car, you shouldn't be getting laid.
That is all
Fuck the mods
Jesus Christ, can we start a collection? The TFLN cab fund? Man the fuck up and find your own way home.
Stop with the please come get me txts. Come on moderaters don't u read the comments? Everyone is tired of them
TFLN: Too Fucking Lame Now
So fake. Definitely from the song "I just had sex"
Mom was on her way over to meet you. Is that why you left early?
He probably picked her up for a date and went back to his place.. And was planning on staying the night, until she found out how crazy this man is.
Don't post stupid shit, you aren't funny ya fuck