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  • Not another please come get me text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:05pm
  • Haha wow what a creep!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:03pm
  • Kill yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:13am
  • "after we finished" Finished what? Blowing him in the mens room?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:23pm
  • Anyone else fucking sick of all these ending with "Please come get me!!!!1"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:29am
  • Hahaha 754, so true. Seriously..it's old

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:41pm
  • This is stupid , he called his mom after a late night fucking a carless slut? Please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:28am
  • ANOTHER ONE OF THESE ARE YOU SERIOUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Why doesnt anyone have their own car???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm
    • Because cars need money to run. Plus, people would rather get free rides from friends, instead of paying for their gas and insurance. I know, i'm one of the few with a car.

      Submitted by kissmyasss on Jan 26, 10 at 10:01pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:52pm
  • I call shenanigans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm
  • stupid

    Submitted by Bridgebomber on Jan 27, 10 at 12:36am
  • I'm in soviet Russia please come get me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:15pm
  • What don't you have a car?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm
  • These "please come get me" texts are getting really old. They stoped being funny after the first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:54pm
  • Agreed. "Please come get me" texts are lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:19pm
  • All the people asking about her car 'from the BAR any chance she didn't drive because she knew shed be drinking??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:16pm
    • You can always take a cab, the bus, have the dude drive you to your car or to your friends. Just plain walking works too! None of your hungover friends wanna drive!

      Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 26, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Another, and now in caps YAAYYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:13am
  • What would be really funny would be if the girl sent this text to her mother.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 12:48am
  • hahaha 12:48

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 6:43am
  • Can't believe it's so hard to be original, please come get me away from these horible fabricated messages, come on, you people suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:43am
  • The reason pol say "come get me" is obvious.. The guy drove her to his house so she doesn't have her car or she went with a buddy and doesn't want the guy to drive her home to find out where she lives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:54pm
  • Wow the mods just can't get enough of these stupid please come get me texts. It's nice to know they have no sense of what funny is.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 26, 10 at 8:19pm
    • hey man, you know you can pick which ones go in right? if you have an account you can help... and then you can say no to the ones that aren't funny, plus then you get to read a lot more :)

      Submitted by xoxjulieee213 on Jan 26, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Maybe we could see mor please come get me orrrr...more texts that say something sexual then, "this is your mom text the right number"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:12am
  • 6:16......I guess anything is possible when it is a made up text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:21pm
  • Well, 11:29, (assuming these are real text messages), did it ever occur to you that the OP p may actually be asking for a ride away from the situation they are in? I may be wrong, but I would imagine that would be the reason behind the "please come get me" phrases.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:09pm
  • 117am FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:03am
  • Call a cab ya cheap biotch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:54pm
  • I am fuking a NlGGER,,, PLEASE COME GET ME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:10pm
  • Please come get me texts SUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:56pm
  • If you don't have a car, you shouldn't be getting laid. That is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Fuck the mods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:31am
  • You can't drive yourself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm
  • Who Fucking cares if it's real or not,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:27pm
  • Stop with the please come get me txts. Come on moderaters don't u read the comments? Everyone is tired of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Oh dear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:26pm
  • Don't the tfln people read the comments? Don't they know we hate these?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10am
  • Jesus Christ, can we start a collection? The TFLN cab fund? Man the fuck up and find your own way home.

    Submitted by toughlove on Jan 26, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10am
  • TFLN: Too Fucking Lame Now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:17am
  • So fake. Definitely from the song "I just had sex"

    Submitted by RBknietz2 on Feb 23, 11 at 12:44am
  • He probably picked her up for a date and went back to his place.. And was planning on staying the night, until she found out how crazy this man is.

    Submitted by KELSiii on May 12, 11 at 9:27am
  • Don't post stupid shit, you aren't funny ya fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:42am
  • fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:05pm
  • Mom was on her way over to meet you. Is that why you left early?

    Submitted by escodiesel on Jan 26, 10 at 6:07pm