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(501): View more from Arkansas

recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.

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(314): View more from Missouri

he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"

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(530): View more from California

I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite

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(636): View more from Missouri

A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(408): View more from California

I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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