We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner