I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE