It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."