Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.