we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?