I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm always down for nudity.
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