the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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