You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.