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(989): View more from Michigan

It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.

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(904): View more from Florida

took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?

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(303): View more from Colorado

you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.

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(415): View more from California

I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?

(512): View more from Texas

Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.

(415): View more from California

Watch for tornadoes.

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