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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(317): View more from Indiana

having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

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(516): View more from New York

I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "

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