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  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 7, 10 at 4:07pm

    Maybe he’s the syrup to her pancakes.

  • Submitted by Phys on Sep 7, 10 at 7:02pm

    You have it all mixed up, it's not what he sees in her but rather that he is in her

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 8, 10 at 9:35am

    This is effing hilarious, good one mercen! I do have to point out that maybe he loves the girl!? I think most people on here don't know what the hell that is, but some humans are capable of it and when it comes to it, I think tits matter very little :)

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    Submitted by mikepenn on Sep 7, 10 at 8:30pm

    Around here we call pancake nips hockey pucks

  • Submitted by shortyBrockx on Sep 7, 10 at 4:27pm

    Look at it this way,syrup makes everything better ::hint,hint::

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Sep 7, 10 at 5:30pm

    Big nipples are fucking disgusting....

  • Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:43pm

    Fuck blue waffles. And do you mean pancake tits? Cause those are definitely worse.

  • Submitted by skeezer on Sep 8, 10 at 6:26am

    Good one, Mercen

  • Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 7, 10 at 8:44pm

    those can make beyonce look like whoopi Goldberg

  • Submitted by Mercen on Sep 8, 10 at 4:18am

    Worth a laugh IMHO. Oh wait I mean IHOP.

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    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Sep 8, 10 at 10:26pm


  • Submitted by ryno24 on Sep 8, 10 at 8:32am

    Maybe she allows anal? I can look past a lot for a girl who will take it in the pooper!

  • Submitted by fightinirish214 on Sep 7, 10 at 11:06pm

    Probably more like peporoni tits lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 4:33pm

    I prefer waffles. BLUE, waffles

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    Submitted by Jeimuzu22 on Sep 30, 11 at 3:30pm

    I love Switzerland.

  • Submitted by h8whores on Sep 9, 10 at 4:25pm

    Nobody likes pancake tits and/or nipples. I refer to them as orangutan tits