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  • Maybe he’s the syrup to her pancakes.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 7, 10 at 4:07pm
  • You have it all mixed up, it's not what he sees in her but rather that he is in her

    Submitted by Phys on Sep 7, 10 at 7:02pm
  • This is effing hilarious, good one mercen! I do have to point out that maybe he loves the girl!? I think most people on here don't know what the hell that is, but some humans are capable of it and when it comes to it, I think tits matter very little :)

    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 8, 10 at 9:35am
  • Around here we call pancake nips hockey pucks

    Submitted by mikepenn on Sep 7, 10 at 8:30pm
  • Look at it this way,syrup makes everything better ::hint,hint::

    Submitted by shortyBrockx on Sep 7, 10 at 4:27pm
  • Big nipples are fucking disgusting....

    Submitted by guitar_boy on Sep 7, 10 at 5:30pm
  • Fuck blue waffles. And do you mean pancake tits? Cause those are definitely worse.

    Submitted by An0n on Sep 8, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Good one, Mercen

    Submitted by skeezer on Sep 8, 10 at 6:26am
  • Worth a laugh IMHO. Oh wait I mean IHOP.

    Submitted by Mercen on Sep 8, 10 at 4:18am
  • Probably more like peporoni tits lol

    Submitted by fightinirish214 on Sep 7, 10 at 11:06pm
  • those can make beyonce look like whoopi Goldberg

    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 7, 10 at 8:44pm
  • Maybe she allows anal? I can look past a lot for a girl who will take it in the pooper!

    Submitted by ryno24 on Sep 8, 10 at 8:32am
  • LEGGO MY EGGO!

    Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Sep 8, 10 at 10:26pm
  • I prefer waffles. BLUE, waffles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 10 at 4:33pm
  • I love Switzerland.

    Submitted by Jeimuzu22 on Sep 30, 11 at 3:30pm
  • Nobody likes pancake tits and/or nipples. I refer to them as orangutan tits

    Submitted by h8whores on Sep 9, 10 at 4:25pm