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(769): View more from Mississippi

My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth

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(601): View more from Mississippi

High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...

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(806): View more from Texas

at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...

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(517): View more from Michigan

this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year

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(917): View more from New York City

so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style

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