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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 11:26pm

    But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

  • 89 72
    Submitted by summerbby127 on May 17, 10 at 11:23pm

    Ohmygoodness. Why can't people realize that maybe they're KIDDING? Ya know, a joke? Ha-ha? I say things like that and I'm not a whore.

    • 51 76
      Submitted by adam58 on May 18, 10 at 6:30am

      ya fuckin slut

    • 38 64
      Submitted by xhalo on May 18, 10 at 1:15pm

      Of course the text is kidding but so are at least half the comments.

      • 63 62
        Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:22pm

        wow if you think this is a joke meet a girl from the 309... they put out... further more just type in 309 in search by keyword or areacode, lots of promiscuous shenanigans going down in P-Town fosho

  • 70 63
    Submitted by east on May 18, 10 at 12:21am

    1112.....that was disturbing...i've done and said some fucked up shit but that one really got me....well played.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 18, 10 at 4:02am

    ROTFL now, Regalbeagle. You need to be on TV.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 17, 10 at 11:29pm

    If that pizza comes with a paper bag.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by cantfeelmyface14 on May 18, 10 at 9:58am

    THAT high

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 5:02am

    You should be more specific about the pizza if you are going to be that general about the sucking. Personally, I'd want Lorenzo's from Philly, and in in LA...

  • 58 65
    Submitted by cam792 on May 18, 10 at 2:36pm

    Even ur father

  • 53 55
    Submitted by mitchell on May 18, 10 at 1:57am

    a buffalos right testical??

  • 64 79
    Submitted by morningwd on May 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    I hope this was a female.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 18, 10 at 12:51am

    whats a matter you dont like pizza?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by cwo on May 18, 10 at 5:35am

    Renee?

  • 51 62
    Submitted by PlanetPiss on May 18, 10 at 10:26am

    I got pizza. Where you at?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 10:58am

    Hi, I'm anything!

  • 46 61
    Submitted by merrlack on May 17, 10 at 11:07pm

    Pathetic

  • 49 69
    Submitted by lollygaga on May 18, 10 at 2:32am

    Suck on tootsie pop.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by thanigga on May 18, 10 at 12:49am

    yummm((:

  • 46 67
    Submitted by aaron22 on May 18, 10 at 10:10am

    Seriously some\nComments are better than the fuckin text itself haha!

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 18, 10 at 1:44am

    @Shemp. You lucky bastard! Stole my comment

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:21pm

    Call me

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Bored0ne on May 18, 10 at 8:56am

    Meat lovers?

    • 49 56
      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:05pm

      no i think shes just looking for a lot of sausage

  • 39 59
    Submitted by dh63 on May 18, 10 at 12:45am

    Lol wow

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 10 at 11:22pm

    @11:12 you sound like Peter.

    • 61 64
      Submitted by Hobo420 on May 18, 10 at 12:25am

      peter who?

      • 54 59
        Submitted by regalbeagle on May 18, 10 at 12:31am

        Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nNew name for his wife is "Cheater"\n\nNow all he does is beat her\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nWorks at Walmart as a greeter\n\nWhen he plants he is a seeder\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nHis name for Playboy is "My Reader"\n\nReads it on the toilet seat-er\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nKnew the Doughboy was a teether\n\nGot him a job as a weeder\n\nPeter Pet

  • 44 71
    Submitted by hentailover on May 18, 10 at 8:11pm

    What about a penis????

  • 44 72
    Submitted by beg4pie on May 18, 10 at 10:53pm

    How about sausage pizza?\n\nIf you get my drift...

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 18, 10 at 7:24am

    How about sucking it up, you fat whorish bitch

  • Submitted by HollyHoe on May 17, 10 at 11:04pm

    Whore? And fattiee?

    • 45 69
      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:12pm

      idk, she may just be a hot italian hungry for some pizza and "thirsty" for something to wash it down with....

    • 45 58
      Submitted by turth on May 18, 10 at 6:14pm

      idk, she could be a hottie who enjoys pizza and is "thirsty" for something to wash it down with.

  • 53 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 10 at 12:07am

    My bloody vag? Suck that

  • 49 88
    Submitted by shemp on May 18, 10 at 12:47am

    In soviet Russia the pizza suck's you

  • 44 81
    Submitted by gypzee on May 18, 10 at 1:56am

    Any respectable person would do the same

  • 45 86
    Submitted by kcs99 on May 18, 10 at 3:56am

    Lol, Regalbeagle!

  • 33 66
    Submitted by SamSamWhabam on Sep 30, 10 at 2:01pm

    I'll be there in 10