I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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But what would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ohmygoodness. Why can't people realize that maybe they're KIDDING? Ya know, a joke? Ha-ha? I say things like that and I'm not a whore.
ya fuckin slut
Of course the text is kidding but so are at least half the comments.
wow if you think this is a joke meet a girl from the 309... they put out... further more just type in 309 in search by keyword or areacode, lots of promiscuous shenanigans going down in P-Town fosho
Even ur father
1112.....that was disturbing...i've done and said some fucked up shit but that one really got me....well played.
If that pizza comes with a paper bag.
ROTFL now, Regalbeagle. You need to be on TV.
I hope this was a female.
I got pizza. Where you at?
a buffalos right testical??
whats a matter you dont like pizza?
You should be more specific about the pizza if you are going to be that general about the sucking. Personally, I'd want Lorenzo's from Philly, and in in LA...
Suck on tootsie pop.
Seriously some\nComments are better than the fuckin text itself haha!
What about a penis????
Whore? And fattiee?
idk, she may just be a hot italian hungry for some pizza and "thirsty" for something to wash it down with....
idk, she could be a hottie who enjoys pizza and is "thirsty" for something to wash it down with.
@Shemp. You lucky bastard! Stole my comment
Hi, I'm anything!
I'll be there in 10
no i think shes just looking for a lot of sausage
My bloody vag? Suck that
How about sucking it up, you fat whorish bitch
@11:12 you sound like Peter.
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nNew name for his wife is "Cheater"\n\nNow all he does is beat her\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nWorks at Walmart as a greeter\n\nWhen he plants he is a seeder\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nHis name for Playboy is "My Reader"\n\nReads it on the toilet seat-er\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater.\n\nPeter Peter Pumpkin Eater\n\nKnew the Doughboy was a teether\n\nGot him a job as a weeder\n\nPeter Pet
How about sausage pizza?\n\nIf you get my drift...
In soviet Russia the pizza suck's you
Any respectable person would do the same