Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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