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  • Am I the only one who heard dueling banjos start playing in their head after reading this one?

    Submitted by slwsnowman40 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:51am
  • Some guy called bubba is smiling in jail right now

    Submitted by chipie7 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:31am
  • take the death penalty! it's less shitty!!

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:00pm
  • Everywhere has rednecks not justalabama

    Submitted by cbh328 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Roll tide!

    Submitted by reinstorm on Jun 4, 10 at 2:08pm
  • "Squeal for me boy! Squeal like a pig. Wheeee! Wheeee!" *pulls overalls down and spdomizes fat boy* "louder! Wheee!" "wheee!" "wheee!" "wheee! *fat boy collapses* "uhhhhh"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Hell yeah, Bama's awesome. Not the jail part, but it's a great state. ROLL TIDE ROLL.

    Submitted by stacie927 on Jun 4, 10 at 1:40pm
  • Just never go to Alabama ever again, I know it'll be so hard to resist but you'll manage.

    Submitted by Glazed on Jun 4, 10 at 11:27am
  • People who think that Alabama is all hicks and rednecks are idiots! Evedentally they have never been to Bama so STFU

    Submitted by isthisreallife on Jun 4, 10 at 1:25pm
  • Haha...too bad

    Submitted by Brilina on Jun 4, 10 at 11:16am
  • I'm from alabama, and it IS all hicks and rednecks. I'm in Chicago now. Where the people can read. :-)

    Submitted by flyingcatcircus on Jun 4, 10 at 3:51pm
    • i'm from chicago and i'm in alabama right now. i feel soo superior. =)

      Submitted by rcclarke on Jun 5, 10 at 5:30pm
      • Yeah...your complete lack of capitalization makes you extremely superior. \n\nHow lazy.

        Submitted by ESKellington on Jun 9, 10 at 3:44am
        • For the record: Hicks live in Mississippi and Louisiana, not Alabama. Been like that for the last 80 years; north just never caught on. However, the only two educated cities in Alabama are Mobile and Auburn. Mobile has waterfront (money) and Auburn has a college and is 95% fascist. [=] + . = Flyingcat was not from either.

          Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 13, 10 at 2:08am
  • Sweet! No not really!

    Submitted by uhateme on Jun 4, 10 at 11:17am
  • http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F

    Submitted by Mikethedude on Jun 4, 10 at 7:00pm
  • Alabama sucks dick. Been here since 2006. Bama jam sucks dick, boiled peanuts suck dick, and the weather sucks dick.

    Submitted by grown_folks on Jun 4, 10 at 7:06pm
  • Don't drop the soap Bert Reynolds

    Submitted by hooah33 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:58pm
  • Ugh assholes.... I'm from Alabama and it's awesome. No banjos and no guy named bubba hate to burst your bubble

    Submitted by Wowchilee on Jun 4, 10 at 12:51pm
    • I own a banjo, the actual make of banjo is called alabama, how can there be no banjos in the actual state

      Submitted by tkelly647 on Jun 4, 10 at 5:20pm
      • Well I've lived in Auburn Alabama for 16 years and have yet to hear or see a banjo...so yeah.

        Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 13, 10 at 2:09am
  • Bamako representin

    Submitted by bamafan on Jun 4, 10 at 2:03pm
  • 7:06 it sounds like you also suck dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 10 at 3:40am
  • Let them think what they think about the south. It's the absence of their kind that makes the south one of the best kept secrets.

    Submitted by stellablue on Jun 5, 10 at 1:23pm
  • Roll tiideee roll

    Submitted by umstrack on Jun 4, 10 at 12:58pm
  • This is a meridian comment and Mississippi and bama rock and all u haters of the south come to the south n talk shit n get knocked the fuck out .... Roll tide roll

    Submitted by smurfy072987 on Jun 4, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Dueling banjos reminds me more of Appalachia than the deep south. The movie takes place in the mountainous regions of Georgia. I have no doubt that there are banjos in Alabama, though.

    Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 5, 10 at 12:01am
  • First!!!!'

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:16am
  • True, Bama's not ALL rednecks... but it IS full of scary fundies and doesn't have the best track record for tolerance. It could be worse though - could be Louisiana.

    Submitted by ottergoat on Jun 4, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Same with Georgia it's awesome

    Submitted by desirebros on Jun 7, 10 at 2:50am
  • Flyingcatcircus.... You are real funny!! Not! I don't where in the hell you were in Alabama but everyone I know can read. You just probabbly say that because you are some dumbass Yankee just trying to talk shit!!

    Submitted by isthisreallife on Jun 4, 10 at 5:23pm
  • LMAO. You guys say that Alabamians aren't tolerant. Look at the fools you're making of yourselves. Stereotyping does not equal tolerance. If everyone in Alabama is an illiterate redneck, everyone in the north is cranky, mannerless, and slutty.\n\nThere are idiots everywhere, especially on TFLN. :)

    Submitted by ESKellington on Jun 9, 10 at 3:59am
  • Damn!

    Submitted by step11 on Jun 4, 10 at 11:18am