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  • Submitted by nannyny on May 17, 10 at 12:10pm

    I'm sleeping with a short guy. Best sex ever.

  • Submitted by Leto on May 17, 10 at 4:11pm

    short guys often do get that napoleon-complex (yeah, i know, napoleon wasnt really short. its a phrase, deal with it). theyre always trying to be badass, leader, hump everything that moves or be the center of attention. kinda like a chihuahua.

  • Submitted by regalbeagle on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm

    I've got to stop sleeping with tall girls. They always turn into stage 5 hags.

  • Submitted by meggeroni on May 17, 10 at 1:57pm

    The dummy that thinks this is a Jersey Shore reference should be shot...yes one of the toolbelts on the show made reference to a stage 5 clinger. However it's hilarious origins are from The Wedding Crashers you dunce!

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    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 17, 10 at 12:07pm

    Holy shit if that isn't the truth...

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    Submitted by Po1sonator on May 17, 10 at 12:44pm

    I think it is just how easy you are.

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    Submitted by SkinnerOne on May 18, 10 at 9:51am

    Bitch

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    Submitted by thePENISmightier on May 17, 10 at 12:49pm

    It was my first Asian!

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    Submitted by anomymouse on May 18, 10 at 1:56am

    Hoffyyy -- yes. They can. Reference Vince Vaughn in the Wedding Crashers.

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    Submitted by CarrieBradshaw on May 17, 10 at 4:56pm

    Amen.

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    Submitted by cat_man on May 17, 10 at 5:51pm

    Huh, that's very interesting Leto, like seriously! I mean it!

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    Submitted by hoffyyy on May 17, 10 at 1:04pm

    OP--they can't be stage 5 if you slept with them, dipshit

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    Submitted by Rasetsu on May 17, 10 at 6:40pm

    My friend's dating a short guy and she calls him stage 5 too.

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    Submitted by WRXRated on May 17, 10 at 4:50pm

    A stage 5 clinger is toilet paper stuck to your ass.

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    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on May 17, 10 at 12:45pm

    Could it be that you're stage 5 right and he is just stage 5 smart?

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 17, 10 at 12:08pm

    "You better lock it up."

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    Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 12:03pm

    I'm tall

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      Submitted by Phys on May 17, 10 at 12:09pm

      Btw, when you say short guys how do you mean that?

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    Submitted by bla13r on May 18, 10 at 7:35am

    I have the same problem with fat bitches! But you don't have to sleep with them or even show them any attention. Bitches be crazy.

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    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 30, 12 at 12:19am

    All guys are short when you're 6'1".... sigh :(