i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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I've got to stop sleeping with tall girls. They always turn into stage 5 hags.
short guys often do get that napoleon-complex (yeah, i know, napoleon wasnt really short. its a phrase, deal with it). theyre always trying to be badass, leader, hump everything that moves or be the center of attention. kinda like a chihuahua.
I'm sleeping with a short guy. Best sex ever.
The dummy that thinks this is a Jersey Shore reference should be shot...yes one of the toolbelts on the show made reference to a stage 5 clinger. However it's hilarious origins are from The Wedding Crashers you dunce!
Holy shit if that isn't the truth...
Hoffyyy -- yes. They can. Reference Vince Vaughn in the Wedding Crashers.
It was my first Asian!
I think it is just how easy you are.
Huh, that's very interesting Leto, like seriously! I mean it!
A stage 5 clinger is toilet paper stuck to your ass.
Could it be that you're stage 5 right and he is just stage 5 smart?
"You better lock it up."
My friend's dating a short guy and she calls him stage 5 too.
I have the same problem with fat bitches! But you don't have to sleep with them or even show them any attention. Bitches be crazy.
OP--they can't be stage 5 if you slept with them, dipshit
All guys are short when you're 6'1".... sigh :(
Btw, when you say short guys how do you mean that?