YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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Wow no Brian Regan references yet?
On my first attempt I set it for about 30 seconds which apparently is way too long. The fruit center became more of a paste. I believe the package suggests 3 seconds which is pretty fucking ridiculous.
nahahaha. i'm finishing my last bite of a microwaved poptart
put them in the toaster. lol
yes butter and nukeage.. classic from the 80s! and i thought i was strange....
amazing the discoveries you find when you're drunk
and still no brian regan references? sad.
my boss put a poptart in the microwave and it set on fire
No. What you do is you put a watermelon in the oven for fifteen minutes, then you take it out and fuck it.
Be careful not to do it on broil...
HAHAHA i read that and thought "wow, captain obvious strikes again".
you can microwave pretty much ANYTHING.
... it's whether or not it'll taste good afterward is the question.
whoever is choosing these texts to be published...fail.
yea put them in for lik 22 seconds then put butter on the back of them
om nom nom nom
not if you microwave them for the right amount of time. then they are so good with some milk
yes for like 12 seconds its perf
this made me chuckle.
u can freeze the chocolate ones too
Story of my life. Lol
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Super funny
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AWESOME to the people who did the Brian Regan quotes!!! That's what I was gonna do. Ha ha ha.
yeah theres directions on their for ya too, just incase the toaster is too difficult and you need something a little easier for yourself. If you gotta zap fry your poptarts before you head out the door you may wanna loosen up your schedule, Buddy.
duh where have u been?
Fuck YEAH you can mic'em!!!! Also toaster strudels!
1:07, Me, Myself and Irene reference, subtle but still fail.
yeah they taste terrible
S'Mores, 11 seconds... for some reason it's better when its upside-down
No shit sherlock!
step one: toast the pop tarts.
go ahead toast them!
are you still reading this?
Just think of the excitement some high bastard experienced when this epiphany slapped them across the face. This shit's hilarious!
2:47 I was thinking the same thing.
ive microwaved them when they were wrapped in foil accidentally
... YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS?! I never knew this .. oh my god
yes...yes you can & they taste delicous =]
y waste ur time heating up pop tarts... heat something decent like waffles or toaster strudel
Waffles are so much better.
I've had bad experiences with that...
56 seconds, the same amount of time you microwave a melon with a hole cut into it.
21 seconds is the ideal time
LMFAO that's hilarious
a while back, we got a new microwave which was like double the wattage of our old one, which took like 25 seconds.
so i'm like a zombie at 5 in the morning and attempt to put in the poptart for 25 seconds.. i put it in for 2:55
yeah, that was bad. LOL
but anyways, 9:24 is frickin hilarious.
THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 15 SECONDSSS!! WOOOOO
that would be like a fudgesicle wrapped in a cookie... wouldnt it???
Dude, not microwave! Toast that shit and butter it. Best tasting thing everrr. Maple and brown sugar
The S'Mores ones are amazing warm.
That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.
OHhhHHHhMMMMMGMmMMMMgGGGGGGG a Machine that WARMS things up===can WARM UP A POP TART!! HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE i BEEN i NEED TO TRY THIS!!!!!
.....you fucking idiot....
FFFUUUUCKK i think i wrote that...
haha i just figured this out like 2 weeks ago
You might want to loosen up your schedule a bit
yes yes, you can microwave just about anything you would like to make warm, and you can put anything in the freezer you would like to make cold.
I can't help but think of Tommy Boy
The UNIVERSE has just opened up for this person. Beware the crazed vista of wonderment! Look, a rainbow!
Make sure to remove the wrapper. That shit makes a damn lightning storm!
Yes, you can microwave them. But you shouldn't. It goes against the nature God intended.
That being said, kudos to those who quoted Brian Regan here.
Make sure you remove the wrapper first. A lesson well learned...
hahahhahahaha, one of my guy friends got roofied by this bitch at a party and he ended up putting a poptart in the microwave and burning the shit out of his mouth... he didn't feel it until the next morning