YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
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nahahaha. i'm finishing my last bite of a microwaved poptart
On my first attempt I set it for about 30 seconds which apparently is way too long. The fruit center became more of a paste. I believe the package suggests 3 seconds which is pretty fucking ridiculous.
yes butter and nukeage.. classic from the 80s! and i thought i was strange....
Wow no Brian Regan references yet?
and still no brian regan references? sad.
put them in the toaster. lol
amazing the discoveries you find when you're drunk
No. What you do is you put a watermelon in the oven for fifteen minutes, then you take it out and fuck it.
Be careful not to do it on broil...
my boss put a poptart in the microwave and it set on fire
HAHAHA i read that and thought "wow, captain obvious strikes again".
you can microwave pretty much ANYTHING.
... it's whether or not it'll taste good afterward is the question.
yes for like 12 seconds its perf
yea put them in for lik 22 seconds then put butter on the back of them
om nom nom nom
whoever is choosing these texts to be published...fail.
not if you microwave them for the right amount of time. then they are so good with some milk
Story of my life. Lol
this made me chuckle.
AWESOME to the people who did the Brian Regan quotes!!! That's what I was gonna do. Ha ha ha.
Fuck YEAH you can mic'em!!!! Also toaster strudels!
yeah theres directions on their for ya too, just incase the toaster is too difficult and you need something a little easier for yourself. If you gotta zap fry your poptarts before you head out the door you may wanna loosen up your schedule, Buddy.
u can freeze the chocolate ones too
duh where have u been?
The S'Mores ones are amazing warm.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Super funny
310 ppl r awesome
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Just think of the excitement some high bastard experienced when this epiphany slapped them across the face. This shit's hilarious!
No shit sherlock!
that would be like a fudgesicle wrapped in a cookie... wouldnt it???
THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 15 SECONDSSS!! WOOOOO
ive microwaved them when they were wrapped in foil accidentally
OHhhHHHhMMMMMGMmMMMMgGGGGGGG a Machine that WARMS things up===can WARM UP A POP TART!! HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE i BEEN i NEED TO TRY THIS!!!!!
.....you fucking idiot....
... YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS?! I never knew this .. oh my god
yes...yes you can & they taste delicous =]
step one: toast the pop tarts.
go ahead toast them!
are you still reading this?
2:47 I was thinking the same thing.
That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.
Waffles are so much better.
Dude, not microwave! Toast that shit and butter it. Best tasting thing everrr. Maple and brown sugar
LMFAO that's hilarious
a while back, we got a new microwave which was like double the wattage of our old one, which took like 25 seconds.
so i'm like a zombie at 5 in the morning and attempt to put in the poptart for 25 seconds.. i put it in for 2:55
yeah, that was bad. LOL
but anyways, 9:24 is frickin hilarious.
S'Mores, 11 seconds... for some reason it's better when its upside-down
yes yes, you can microwave just about anything you would like to make warm, and you can put anything in the freezer you would like to make cold.
I can't help but think of Tommy Boy
yeah they taste terrible
I've had bad experiences with that...
56 seconds, the same amount of time you microwave a melon with a hole cut into it.
21 seconds is the ideal time
FFFUUUUCKK i think i wrote that...
The UNIVERSE has just opened up for this person. Beware the crazed vista of wonderment! Look, a rainbow!
y waste ur time heating up pop tarts... heat something decent like waffles or toaster strudel
haha i just figured this out like 2 weeks ago
1:07, Me, Myself and Irene reference, subtle but still fail.
You might want to loosen up your schedule a bit
Yes, you can microwave them. But you shouldn't. It goes against the nature God intended.
That being said, kudos to those who quoted Brian Regan here.
hahahhahahaha, one of my guy friends got roofied by this bitch at a party and he ended up putting a poptart in the microwave and burning the shit out of his mouth... he didn't feel it until the next morning
Make sure to remove the wrapper. That shit makes a damn lightning storm!
Make sure you remove the wrapper first. A lesson well learned...