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  • nahahaha. i'm finishing my last bite of a microwaved poptart

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:47am
  • and still no brian regan references? sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:47am
  • On my first attempt I set it for about 30 seconds which apparently is way too long. The fruit center became more of a paste. I believe the package suggests 3 seconds which is pretty fucking ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Wow no Brian Regan references yet?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:30am
  • put them in the toaster. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15am
  • amazing the discoveries you find when you're drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29pm
  • No. What you do is you put a watermelon in the oven for fifteen minutes, then you take it out and fuck it. Be careful not to do it on broil...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:21am
  • yes butter and nukeage.. classic from the 80s! and i thought i was strange....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:38am
  • HAHAHA i read that and thought "wow, captain obvious strikes again". you can microwave pretty much ANYTHING. ... it's whether or not it'll taste good afterward is the question. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:15am
  • yea put them in for lik 22 seconds then put butter on the back of them om nom nom nom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:10pm
  • my boss put a poptart in the microwave and it set on fire

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:27am
  • whoever is choosing these texts to be published...fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:36am
  • not if you microwave them for the right amount of time. then they are so good with some milk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13am
  • Story of my life. Lol

    Submitted by hopeforpolo on Apr 28, 10 at 10:14am
  • yeah theres directions on their for ya too, just incase the toaster is too difficult and you need something a little easier for yourself. If you gotta zap fry your poptarts before you head out the door you may wanna loosen up your schedule, Buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:05am
  • yes for like 12 seconds its perf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:24am
  • this made me chuckle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:37pm
  • duh where have u been?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:07pm
  • u can freeze the chocolate ones too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:21am
  • AWESOME to the people who did the Brian Regan quotes!!! That's what I was gonna do. Ha ha ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:32pm
  • yeah they taste terrible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07am
  • Fuck YEAH you can mic'em!!!! Also toaster strudels!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:53am
  • OHhhHHHhMMMMMGMmMMMMgGGGGGGG a Machine that WARMS things up===can WARM UP A POP TART!! HOLY SHIT WHERE HAVE i BEEN i NEED TO TRY THIS!!!!! .....you fucking idiot....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Super funny 310 ppl r awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:25pm
  • (>^_^)># Waffles are so much better. -777

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:46am
  • The S'Mores ones are amazing warm. So delicious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:36am
  • Just think of the excitement some high bastard experienced when this epiphany slapped them across the face. This shit's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:21am
  • ... YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS?! I never knew this .. oh my god

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:01pm
  • step one: toast the pop tarts. go ahead toast them! are you still reading this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:52am
  • That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast a Pop Tart? A minute and a half if you want it dark? People don't have that kind of time? Listen, if you need to zap-fry your Pop Tarts before you head out the door, you might want to loosen up your schedule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:24am
  • 2:47 I was thinking the same thing.

    Submitted by EverydayNinja on Aug 27, 10 at 1:29am
  • THEY ARE THE BEST IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 15 SECONDSSS!! WOOOOO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:21pm
  • yes...yes you can & they taste delicous =] love poptarts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:42pm
  • No shit sherlock!

    Submitted by megsy77 on Apr 15, 10 at 2:32am
  • that would be like a fudgesicle wrapped in a cookie... wouldnt it???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:22am
  • Dude, not microwave! Toast that shit and butter it. Best tasting thing everrr. Maple and brown sugar

    Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:23pm
  • LMFAO that's hilarious a while back, we got a new microwave which was like double the wattage of our old one, which took like 25 seconds. so i'm like a zombie at 5 in the morning and attempt to put in the poptart for 25 seconds.. i put it in for 2:55 yeah, that was bad. LOL but anyways, 9:24 is frickin hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:32am
  • ive microwaved them when they were wrapped in foil accidentally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:18am
  • HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 17, 10 at 11:11pm
  • I've had bad experiences with that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:07pm
  • 56 seconds, the same amount of time you microwave a melon with a hole cut into it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:07pm
  • S'Mores, 11 seconds... for some reason it's better when its upside-down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:03pm
  • y waste ur time heating up pop tarts... heat something decent like waffles or toaster strudel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:07am
  • The UNIVERSE has just opened up for this person. Beware the crazed vista of wonderment! Look, a rainbow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:24am
  • FFFUUUUCKK i think i wrote that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:15am
  • yes yes, you can microwave just about anything you would like to make warm, and you can put anything in the freezer you would like to make cold. I can't help but think of Tommy Boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:45am
  • 1:07, Me, Myself and Irene reference, subtle but still fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:38pm
  • haha i just figured this out like 2 weeks ago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 11:46am
  • You might want to loosen up your schedule a bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:56pm
  • 21 seconds is the ideal time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:55am
  • Make sure to remove the wrapper. That shit makes a damn lightning storm!

    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 3, 12 at 9:44am
  • hahahhahahaha, one of my guy friends got roofied by this bitch at a party and he ended up putting a poptart in the microwave and burning the shit out of his mouth... he didn't feel it until the next morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:35am
  • Yes, you can microwave them. But you shouldn't. It goes against the nature God intended. That being said, kudos to those who quoted Brian Regan here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Make sure you remove the wrapper first. A lesson well learned...

    Submitted by ahyeah on Mar 3, 12 at 9:45am