Texts From Last Night · kassik's Favorites

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.

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(260): View more from Indiana

apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"

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(806): View more from Texas

You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

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