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  • At least you know what they are and are using them, bravo.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 12 at 3:21pm
  • Please call me.

    Submitted by RoffMain on Dec 8, 12 at 3:24pm
  • FFS, why can't more women hold the knowledge of their bodies that you do... Furthermore why can't more women see the importance of doing Kegel exercises on a daily basis!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 8, 12 at 4:00pm
  • Challenge accepted!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 8, 12 at 3:13pm
  • Once saw a woman squat down and pick up a wine bottle with her vag. impressed and a little frightened at the same time.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Dec 9, 12 at 12:37am
  • I can't wait to see what you can do with ping pong balls.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 8, 12 at 7:11pm
  • Impressive

    Submitted by thirrteen on Dec 9, 12 at 2:19am
  • I would not want to get a boner around this cock breaking bitch

    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 8, 12 at 3:35pm
  • So Ben Wa balls. Yeah. They're weighted. Oh, and there are two of them. So yeah, I'm not at all impressed.

    Submitted by anonymouseketeer on Dec 10, 12 at 2:33am
  • ck24.... she may slice it off, and then you bleed to death, but it will be a good death

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Dec 8, 12 at 6:50pm
    • I could think of 1000 ways i would rather die before bleeding out from my dick...

      Submitted by ck24 on Dec 8, 12 at 8:16pm
      • I got a worse way for you: some hooker in eastern Europe slid a glass vial into her pimps boner and broke it.

        Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Dec 8, 12 at 11:51pm
  • That was a bowling ball.

    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 10, 14 at 3:41pm