I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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At least you know what they are and are using them, bravo.
Please call me.
FFS, why can't more women hold the knowledge of their bodies that you do... Furthermore why can't more women see the importance of doing Kegel exercises on a daily basis!
Once saw a woman squat down and pick up a wine bottle with her vag. impressed and a little frightened at the same time.
I can't wait to see what you can do with ping pong balls.
I would not want to get a boner around this cock breaking bitch
So Ben Wa balls. Yeah. They're weighted. Oh, and there are two of them. So yeah, I'm not at all impressed.
ck24.... she may slice it off, and then you bleed to death, but it will be a good death
I could think of 1000 ways i would rather die before bleeding out from my dick...
I got a worse way for you: some hooker in eastern Europe slid a glass vial into her pimps boner and broke it.
That was a bowling ball.