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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.

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you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.

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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister

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i hate you

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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.

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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.

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