He kissed a someone with a penis
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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