splinters make it hard to masturbate
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...rubbing the wood a little too much?
I live in the 713 area. let's hook up. I have hardwood floors, no splinters.
Splinters are bad
On your hand or dick??
When you make your own dildo, you are supposed to sand it down.
I was wondering the same thing purple aha
Whoever said this is a good night must be some kind of masochist.
Alen001:you fucking fagit, go get a splinter in your dick
Haha orangeorange xD\nOh jesusss why the hell are you masturbating if you have splinters? Isn't that like common sense?
Were you banging a hot chick until you noticed it was a log?
ahahaha i bet u still did it haha
You're that desprate?
I warned you about fucking your desk, didn't I?now you have to go sand your dick!
Pinochio had no trouble with this