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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.

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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.

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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.

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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?

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