Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Brings to mind the idiot who stuck his dick in a camping stove "for no reason". And ended up in ER.
What's sad is that your dick is small enough to fit
no one ever almost sticks there dick in something for no reason
There's -always- a reason.
I've had that thought too.\nUsually followed by where the fuck did that come from