Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Brings to mind the idiot who stuck his dick in a camping stove "for no reason". And ended up in ER.
What's sad is that your dick is small enough to fit
There's -always- a reason.
no one ever almost sticks there dick in something for no reason
I've had that thought too.\nUsually followed by where the fuck did that come from