The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.