i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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It's a joke. Chill the fuck out.
i smoke weed everyday. and i love babies. win win?
i dont love weed more than anything in the world but deffinitly more than babys and kids.
weed doesn't cry. so therefore it wins
i choose the baby..whos gunna grow the weed when it runs out...the baby! when hes older!
if you never even smoked pot don't diss.
pot is fucking AMAZINGG <333
5:20 is a prat. Try to pretend you have a heart and show some sadness for a dead friend...moron.
people who are freaking out over this need a few hits from the ol' bamboo tree
I don't smoke pot, but I would rather smoke pot than smoke a human baby. Though, if you do both, you can eat the smoked baby when you get the munchies.
7:05 was beaten as a child. Or molested. Haven't decided.
12:16, what's it to you if someone chooses to smoke weed instead of doing some vague "productive" thing? It doesn't affect you. Live and let live, man.
a couple close friends of mine are potheads and are majoring in mechanical engineering. they are excelling and interning somewhere, cant remember where. i am a pothead too, and have always kept my job until this damn economy. if Cash for Clunkers went into affect 2 weeks earlier, i wouldnt have been laid off.
i am definitely not suprised this came from fort worth area. i know quite a few people that could have sent this text haha. 12:01 i grew up on the south/southwest side where all the rich suburban weed smokers are from but colleyville aint bad at all
I'm in on this DFW stoner club. Saginaw REPRESENT.
smoke the herb. live a happy life.
ohh yeah 9:46 this person should deffinitly be the first person ever to go to rehab for smoking weed cuz its better than babys....
i don't even smoke and i love pot more than babies. kids are not for everyone AT ALL. so who gives a fuck that this person declared that it isnt for them.
1:10, this is not 1:07, but tell me... what reasons would a pothead need to go to a hospital/doctor that are directly linked to pot? incase you ignored the other posts, marijuana is also prescribed legally in several states for various reasons.
One man's "lame" is another man's paradise. Besides, the point of this website isn't exactly to showcase societal upstanding.
12:57, thanks for the honesty. I'll try to remember that when my "ignorant" self trys to pick up your sorry butt off the curb:] i'm not 12:45 by the way...just another "upstanding citizen".
The Kids are grown and gone,,,,pass the bong
im going to kill that bitch for posting my shit on this website.
Wow...you must not love life that much then
wow. im going to beat her ass for posting my text on the fucking website.
Ahahahahahahah he probably is!! And single!!
hahaha, im pretty sure its a joke. thats awesome.
stop taking these texts so seriously jesus
and stop it with the 'people need to go to rehab'
i blaze a lot. on a daily basis. but it's not too important to me.
i get straight A's without paying attention. what now bitch?
stu and go make some babies since you love them so much
sucks if you can't raise them properly...since they're soooo important
think about it people. why would someone who said this seriously have been okay with their friend posting this on this website, which is meant to take HUMOROUS texts out of context and showcase them to the world? they wouldn't, hence the conclusion that this text is probably not, in any way, a medical or mental case...
My one true love <3
I feel ya brah, let them haters hate.
Booo. Let's talk more about licking assholes.
haha!! Dude, pretty funny. I know that we would all love out baby more than the tree duder
You're gonna die one day. I'm gonna laugh.
I just wanted to say that I like to smoke pot, drink, and fuck- the three main topics on this website. Out of those 3, I am definitely the most productive when I smoke. Stop hating.
Oh, and I love babies too, but I've often said that I love my laptop more than I could ever love a child. Does that make me addicted to my laptop? Do I need to go to rehab? Nooo, cause it's a joke. :p
We should start a club. DFW stoners for life! Haha
hahaha i agree with 9:05
people..really...you can't take a little joke? i highly doubt this person, if put in the situation, would choose weed over their own child. not everyone likes children, but people can change dramatically when needed. and besides, i'm sure this person was high when they texted this, so of course they would say something stupid like that. take a chill pill, relax, and laugh. seriously...
12:45.... that argument is so full of fallacies I don't even know where to begin, your ignorance is humorous. I love how no one seems to mind all of the drunk texts of people waking up in their own vomit and fucking strangers, but mention pot and all hell breaks lose.
I guess all of us that partake in a little weed need to buckle down and do something productive, you know, like all of these upstanding citizens who produce anonymous rants here.
Who says pot smokers aren't productive? I am currently working at getting two science degrees in four years, and I get straight A's. STFU. Don't like weed, don't smoke it. Peace.
this is an outrage! someone needs to- i can't, i can't breathe- someone needs to report this person to the authorities. they are a drug addict and a baby hater and it's the end of the world. i don't feel safe anymore. i don't feel safe. someone stop this animal from..........omigosh wait what? it's a lighthearted text? he's just exaggerating?
not good enough. i h8 laughing.
No one says drinking is better 5:20!!! Who the heck said that?? No one. Stop making up arguments so we can all hear your stupid speech no one cares about.
jeeez, people can't take a joke. unless this is serious....then this person's plain old pathetic.
i agree with 9:51 the kids can grow it and you can smoke it right in front of them. fuck kids they are pooping little shits anyways. no pun intended
haha so my area code and i bet anything that person went to my hs...and i agree. and pot is NOT a gateway drug, curiosity is a gateway drug
hahaha fuck it I'd choose it over most grown people in the world. Read: the ones that get pissed off at other people's life decisions.
Here's a productive idea.
Go DIE. We have enough idiots.
rehab is for addicts, not herb lovers...
please do not reproduce.
haha wow, that's pretty funny :P
I don't need weed to improve my humor. An actual good joke will suffice.
Haha actually it does affect us all, man. When we have to pay for YOUR medical bills when your dumb ass is on the street because you can't hold down a job.
I'd rather have a stick stuck up there if it keeps my head straight.
Writing from Plano Texas DFW represent
Who cares if it's a joke? It's not funny. It makes me want to punch all the pot heads in the face. Go do something productive.
if people are looking at this website and are dissing every text... why the fuck do you even look at the website? if shit like this isnt funny to you then find something better to do... because personally, i one hundred percent agree and love this texttt hahaha weed over kids in a million years!
Wow, thanks for making Fort Worth look bad douchebag
1:07...do you really think pot heads don't cause any trouble with medical bills we pay for? Are youuuu on pot?? :] :] :]
I have a full time job and go to school full time as well, if i want to go home and relax and enjoy a bowl i don't see any difference in that and smoking a cigarette and as for all you assholes, i don' t think sitting on here screaming at everyone else about they're OWN life is very "productive".
haters keep on hatin, \npeople are going to smoke pot wether you want them too or not.\nit doesnt make us any less of a person, just like you not smoking doesn't make you any better. \nand FYI, don't need rehab for the herb dude.
Hm.... it would be really hard to judge someone for smoking weed, when no one is perfect!! And if people choose to spend money on weed, I'd say that is their business. As for those who do not smoke, maybe it would be best to put the judgmental part aside and look more towards the enjoyable part, and finding humor instead of criticism in the crazy texts that people send. I think that's what this website is about anyways!
Yeah, I never really understood this stuff. Personally, I would never want to slow myself down and hurt myself. I like my health. And when I look good when I'm like 50, then it'll all be worth it, hahah. :)
we pot heads are doing something productive. we're having fun, while you're too busy trying to pull that massive stick out of your ass. =]
I heart marijuana
10:41, people can debate on here if they want to. It's fun. So butt out.
LOL@ oh 232!!! Thats was priceless!!
pot is the fucking shit
pot > babies.
I agree. honor student, with a jump, and love weed more than anything :]
You're proud of that?
fuck yeaaaaaa. smoke that sticky icky. now suck my over sized cock, haters. hahaha. i love it when ppl get pissed on this site, it makes me pop a boner
12:45 has a point...
everyone who doesn't think this is funny should just find some weed and chillllllll.. it's a joke :)
Really, you know that for sure? I know people who definitely care more about pot than anything else.
Haha, this is a stupid argument, first and foremost, most of you are of African American descent because your ability to spell is that of a small mentally handicapped Ethiopian. Secondly, if someone can afford to smoke some tree then a lot of the time they are not that poor. Thirdly, if you are spending your time writing on this wall telling people to be productive with their time, you should shoot yourself in the head multiple times with an 8-gauge shotgun.
ill eat a baby for free weed
God, people. Can't we just stop bitching and move on to to making fun of the next "oh my God, I accidentally fucked my dad" post?
I love pot AND babies.
Well that's good this person loves pot more than a baby, at least they won't be bringing any fucked up kids into the world!
nope. no need to feel guilty about a weed.
people that actually love pot more thann anything need to go to rehab
YES. I Like to think of my self as a stiletto stoner:)
5:29 isn't makin the potheads on here look good at all...
people who are really taking this seriously need to take a few rips from the bong, re-read the text, laugh and move on.
Not really, smoke pot if you want to, but I think that's a pretty lame life if you care about that more than anything else...
Then you're a fucking loser. Get a life...
I think the main problem with pot is that its a gateway drug. I dunno about you but had I never smoked weed, then I know I would never done coke or oxycontin or acid or x or speed, etc. I had to quit all that shit.
And it made me lazy. Not sayin that you can't smoke weed and maintain, but for me it became a problem. Weed isn't really the greatest thing in the world though. It doesnt make you a better person.
I hate children so I love the OP.
i use my vaporizer and eat lucky charms and watch sportscenter for hours over end, yes the same episode over and over.
Yeah, but it's anonymous, and I can be a bitch if I want to, lol.
damn pot heads need to get a life. whats the reason for smoking? to be happy? well how about you be happy that your even alive. im not trying to be all hippie like but this is just my opinion.
Haha alllll the druggies rush to defend themselves...guilty conscience?
4:51....really? Everyone else is self righteous? You hypocrite. Potheads don't do any harm at all? Really? I lost a friend to someone who smoked too much pot before he decided to drive. That's damage enough for me. But you know what? Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.
I'm happy I can spell "you're."
And do you really think pot heads go into hospitals and have higher medical bills than the average drinker or cigarette smoker? A marajuana smoker is probably more likely to pay for YOUR medical bill when you get into a car accident or pass a kidney stone than you are to pay for THEIR medical bill for coughing a wheezing.
hey August 8, 12:16AM and 12:45AM - I'm a fucking "pot head" and you wanna know what productive thing I do with the world? Oh, I do fucking stem cell research and try to rid the world of AIDS, cancer, and Parkinson's Disease. That's not productive? What the fuck do you do? Work at Wal-mart? Cause that's "holding down a job." Maybe you should go smoke some herb and try to do something productive.
Guys. Nobody is saying that potheads are the main problem. Juuust part of it. Chill.
Go listen to some bob marley...
Hell ya Fort Worth!
817 represent :)
anyone from cville?
2:48, agree on the first bit...and if you don't like em, don't have em.