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  • 89 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:11pm

    It's a joke. Chill the fuck out.

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:38pm

    i dont love weed more than anything in the world but deffinitly more than babys and kids.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:47am

    i smoke weed everyday. and i love babies. win win?

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:16am

    weed doesn't cry. so therefore it wins

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:19pm

    One man's "lame" is another man's paradise. Besides, the point of this website isn't exactly to showcase societal upstanding.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:56am

    i don't even smoke and i love pot more than babies. kids are not for everyone AT ALL. so who gives a fuck that this person declared that it isnt for them.

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    i choose the baby..whos gunna grow the weed when it runs out...the baby! when hes older!

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    people..really...you can't take a little joke? i highly doubt this person, if put in the situation, would choose weed over their own child. not everyone likes children, but people can change dramatically when needed. and besides, i'm sure this person was high when they texted this, so of course they would say something stupid like that. take a chill pill, relax, and laugh. seriously...

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    people who are freaking out over this need a few hits from the ol' bamboo tree

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:32am

    I don't smoke pot, but I would rather smoke pot than smoke a human baby. Though, if you do both, you can eat the smoked baby when you get the munchies.

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 9:00pm

    I heart marijuana

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    hahaha i agree with 9:05

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:02pm

    if people are looking at this website and are dissing every text... why the fuck do you even look at the website? if shit like this isnt funny to you then find something better to do... because personally, i one hundred percent agree and love this texttt hahaha weed over kids in a million years!

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:13am

    1:10, this is not 1:07, but tell me... what reasons would a pothead need to go to a hospital/doctor that are directly linked to pot? incase you ignored the other posts, marijuana is also prescribed legally in several states for various reasons.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:07am

    12:57, thanks for the honesty. I'll try to remember that when my "ignorant" self trys to pick up your sorry butt off the curb:] i'm not 12:45 by the way...just another "upstanding citizen".

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    hahaha, im pretty sure its a joke. thats awesome.

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:07am

    I'm in on this DFW stoner club. Saginaw REPRESENT.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    haha!! Dude, pretty funny. I know that we would all love out baby more than the tree duder

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:16pm

    people who are really taking this seriously need to take a few rips from the bong, re-read the text, laugh and move on.

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:10am

    stop taking these texts so seriously jesus and stop it with the 'people need to go to rehab' i blaze a lot. on a daily basis. but it's not too important to me. i get straight A's without paying attention. what now bitch? stu and go make some babies since you love them so much sucks if you can't raise them properly...since they're soooo important

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:32am

    12:16, what's it to you if someone chooses to smoke weed instead of doing some vague "productive" thing? It doesn't affect you. Live and let live, man.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:16pm

    @ 9:46 rehab is for addicts, not herb lovers...

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:09am

    I just wanted to say that I like to smoke pot, drink, and fuck- the three main topics on this website. Out of those 3, I am definitely the most productive when I smoke. Stop hating. Oh, and I love babies too, but I've often said that I love my laptop more than I could ever love a child. Does that make me addicted to my laptop? Do I need to go to rehab? Nooo, cause it's a joke. :p

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:35pm

    Writing from Plano Texas DFW represent

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    if you never even smoked pot don't diss. pot is fucking AMAZINGG <333

  • 43 46
    Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Mar 6, 11 at 8:40am

    I feel ya brah, let them haters hate.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:02am

    hahaha fuck it I'd choose it over most grown people in the world. Read: the ones that get pissed off at other people's life decisions.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:00am

    nope. no need to feel guilty about a weed.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:07am

    10:41, people can debate on here if they want to. It's fun. So butt out.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:27am

    The Kids are grown and gone,,,,pass the bong

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:41am

    We should start a club. DFW stoners for life! Haha

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:45am

    Haha actually it does affect us all, man. When we have to pay for YOUR medical bills when your dumb ass is on the street because you can't hold down a job. I'd rather have a stick stuck up there if it keeps my head straight.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 10:12pm

    this is an outrage! someone needs to- i can't, i can't breathe- someone needs to report this person to the authorities. they are a drug addict and a baby hater and it's the end of the world. i don't feel safe anymore. i don't feel safe. someone stop this animal from..........omigosh wait what? it's a lighthearted text? he's just exaggerating? not good enough. i h8 laughing.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:04pm

    Hm.... it would be really hard to judge someone for smoking weed, when no one is perfect!! And if people choose to spend money on weed, I'd say that is their business. As for those who do not smoke, maybe it would be best to put the judgmental part aside and look more towards the enjoyable part, and finding humor instead of criticism in the crazy texts that people send. I think that's what this website is about anyways!

  • 39 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    7:05 was beaten as a child. Or molested. Haven't decided.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:25am

    we pot heads are doing something productive. we're having fun, while you're too busy trying to pull that massive stick out of your ass. =]

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    Really, you know that for sure? I know people who definitely care more about pot than anything else.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by kimberlite on Jun 22, 10 at 8:38pm

    Hell ya Fort Worth!

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:55am

    YES. I Like to think of my self as a stiletto stoner:)

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 11:11pm

    Wow, thanks for making Fort Worth look bad douchebag

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:22am

    smoke the herb. live a happy life.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:03pm

    ohh yeah 9:46 this person should deffinitly be the first person ever to go to rehab for smoking weed cuz its better than babys....

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:36pm

    Weed rocks My one true love <3

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:05pm

    wow. im going to beat her ass for posting my text on the fucking website.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:20 is a prat. Try to pretend you have a heart and show some sadness for a dead friend...moron.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:56pm

    im going to kill that bitch for posting my shit on this website.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:42pm

    No one says drinking is better 5:20!!! Who the heck said that?? No one. Stop making up arguments so we can all hear your stupid speech no one cares about.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:09am

    I love pot AND babies. win.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:50pm

    think about it people. why would someone who said this seriously have been okay with their friend posting this on this website, which is meant to take HUMOROUS texts out of context and showcase them to the world? they wouldn't, hence the conclusion that this text is probably not, in any way, a medical or mental case...

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:41pm

    haha wow, that's pretty funny :P

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 1:13am

    I hate children so I love the OP.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:16am

    Who cares if it's a joke? It's not funny. It makes me want to punch all the pot heads in the face. Go do something productive.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 8:57pm

    i use my vaporizer and eat lucky charms and watch sportscenter for hours over end, yes the same episode over and over.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:06am

    I don't need weed to improve my humor. An actual good joke will suffice.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:46am

    Here's a productive idea. Go DIE. We have enough idiots. K thankssss.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:15am

    i am definitely not suprised this came from fort worth area. i know quite a few people that could have sent this text haha. 12:01 i grew up on the south/southwest side where all the rich suburban weed smokers are from but colleyville aint bad at all

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:52pm

    Wow...you must not love life that much then

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:05pm

    i agree with 9:51 the kids can grow it and you can smoke it right in front of them. fuck kids they are pooping little shits anyways. no pun intended

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:52pm

    God, people. Can't we just stop bitching and move on to to making fun of the next "oh my God, I accidentally fucked my dad" post?

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:46am

    Who says pot smokers aren't productive? I am currently working at getting two science degrees in four years, and I get straight A's. STFU. Don't like weed, don't smoke it. Peace.

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:28pm

    I agree. honor student, with a jump, and love weed more than anything :]

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:27am

    Ahahahahahahah he probably is!! And single!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:41pm

    everyone who doesn't think this is funny should just find some weed and chillllllll.. it's a joke :)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:15pm

    I think the main problem with pot is that its a gateway drug. I dunno about you but had I never smoked weed, then I know I would never done coke or oxycontin or acid or x or speed, etc. I had to quit all that shit. And it made me lazy. Not sayin that you can't smoke weed and maintain, but for me it became a problem. Weed isn't really the greatest thing in the world though. It doesnt make you a better person.

  • 27 32
    Submitted by hollywoodpy on May 5, 11 at 4:01pm

    haters keep on hatin, \npeople are going to smoke pot wether you want them too or not.\nit doesnt make us any less of a person, just like you not smoking doesn't make you any better. \nand FYI, don't need rehab for the herb dude.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:20pm

    Haha, this is a stupid argument, first and foremost, most of you are of African American descent because your ability to spell is that of a small mentally handicapped Ethiopian. Secondly, if someone can afford to smoke some tree then a lot of the time they are not that poor. Thirdly, if you are spending your time writing on this wall telling people to be productive with their time, you should shoot yourself in the head multiple times with an 8-gauge shotgun.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:13am

    And do you really think pot heads go into hospitals and have higher medical bills than the average drinker or cigarette smoker? A marajuana smoker is probably more likely to pay for YOUR medical bill when you get into a car accident or pass a kidney stone than you are to pay for THEIR medical bill for coughing a wheezing.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:29pm

    please do not reproduce.

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 8:16pm

    I have a full time job and go to school full time as well, if i want to go home and relax and enjoy a bowl i don't see any difference in that and smoking a cigarette and as for all you assholes, i don' t think sitting on here screaming at everyone else about they're OWN life is very "productive".

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:27pm

    8:16..... You're proud of that?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 9:47pm

    hey August 8, 12:16AM and 12:45AM - I'm a fucking "pot head" and you wanna know what productive thing I do with the world? Oh, I do fucking stem cell research and try to rid the world of AIDS, cancer, and Parkinson's Disease. That's not productive? What the fuck do you do? Work at Wal-mart? Cause that's "holding down a job." Maybe you should go smoke some herb and try to do something productive.

  • 29 40
    Submitted by GregsMom on May 11, 10 at 10:33pm

    You're gonna die one day. I'm gonna laugh.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:31am

    pot is the fucking shit pot > babies. times about eight million.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:16am

    Guys. Nobody is saying that potheads are the main problem. Juuust part of it. Chill. Go listen to some bob marley...

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:57am

    12:45.... that argument is so full of fallacies I don't even know where to begin, your ignorance is humorous. I love how no one seems to mind all of the drunk texts of people waking up in their own vomit and fucking strangers, but mention pot and all hell breaks lose. I guess all of us that partake in a little weed need to buckle down and do something productive, you know, like all of these upstanding citizens who produce anonymous rants here.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 10:02pm

    amen brother/sister.

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:00am

    I'm happy I can spell "you're."

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 4:06am

    LOL@ oh 232!!! Thats was priceless!!

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 3:28pm

    haha so my area code and i bet anything that person went to my hs...and i agree. and pot is NOT a gateway drug, curiosity is a gateway drug

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 2:42pm

    ill eat a baby for free weed

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:58am

    Haha alllll the druggies rush to defend themselves...guilty conscience?

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:49am

    a couple close friends of mine are potheads and are majoring in mechanical engineering. they are excelling and interning somewhere, cant remember where. i am a pothead too, and have always kept my job until this damn economy. if Cash for Clunkers went into affect 2 weeks earlier, i wouldnt have been laid off.

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    jeeez, people can't take a joke. unless this is serious....then this person's plain old pathetic.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:29am

    fuck yeaaaaaa. smoke that sticky icky. now suck my over sized cock, haters. hahaha. i love it when ppl get pissed on this site, it makes me pop a boner

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:13am

    Ehhh 12:45 has a point...

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:10am

    1:07...do you really think pot heads don't cause any trouble with medical bills we pay for? Are youuuu on pot?? :] :] :]

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:29am

    damn pot heads need to get a life. whats the reason for smoking? to be happy? well how about you be happy that your even alive. im not trying to be all hippie like but this is just my opinion.

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:09pm

    Not really, smoke pot if you want to, but I think that's a pretty lame life if you care about that more than anything else...

  • 23 36
    Submitted by Riley971 on Sep 26, 11 at 1:51am

    Fantastic

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:01am

    817 represent :) anyone from cville?

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:35am

    5:29 isn't makin the potheads on here look good at all...

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:21pm

    Yeah, but it's anonymous, and I can be a bitch if I want to, lol.

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:14pm

    Booo. Let's talk more about licking assholes.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:17am

    Yeah, I never really understood this stuff. Personally, I would never want to slow myself down and hurt myself. I like my health. And when I look good when I'm like 50, then it'll all be worth it, hahah. :)

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:40pm

    Haha, this is a stupid argument, first and foremost, most of you are of African American descent because your ability to spell is that of a small mentally handicapped Ethiopian. Secondly, if someone can afford to smoke some tree then a lot of the time they are not that poor. Thirdly, if you are spending your time writing on this wall telling people to be productive with their time, you should shoot yourself in the head multiple times with an 8-gauge shotgun.

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:02pm

    Then you're a fucking loser. Get a life...

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:05am

    2:48, agree on the first bit...and if you don't like em, don't have em.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:15pm

    Well that's good this person loves pot more than a baby, at least they won't be bringing any fucked up kids into the world!

  • 32 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:29am

    fuck yeaaaaaa. smoke that sticky icky. now suck my over sized cock, haters. hahaha. i love it when ppl get pissed on this site, it makes me pop a boner

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:42am

    4:51....really? Everyone else is self righteous? You hypocrite. Potheads don't do any harm at all? Really? I lost a friend to someone who smoked too much pot before he decided to drive. That's damage enough for me. But you know what? Whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    people that actually love pot more thann anything need to go to rehab