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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:41am

    In Soviet Russia, lion punches you!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:59am

    11:35, are you a one man wolfpack?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:28pm

    We live in America ppl 12 yr olds have guns now. If u see a lion go Alabama style and pop some caps in that beast. Problem solved

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46pm

    This actually made me laugh. I'll remember this when I decide to take that African safari I've been putting off.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am

    A throat punch is a good defense in any situation....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:38pm

    Oh god, I hate auto-correct. They'll drown in their own blood, right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:25pm

    Yay for good soviet Russia jokes!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:49pm

    if hes close enough for you to punch him in the throat your f'd anyway......good luck with that....keep the lion wrestling to the spear chuckers

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    haha12:35, the hangover reference. LOVE IT!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm

    Mansers says that is in fact the best defense

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am

    Mufasa. Oh yeah first!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am

    Take his word for it. Don't question.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:35am

    Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:40am

    youre actually supposed to shove your arm down its open mouth as far as you can and try to gag it. which seems counterproductive but i saw it on discovery so its cool. dude shoved his arm down the tigers throat, stopped it mid lunge.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:35pm

    Umm, so before any retards try this at home, a lions' neck muscles are very thick and punching it won't do anything except get you eaten. If you see a lion, try to scare it by making yourself look bigger and make loud noises. If they are eating your face off, then try to gag them, or hit/ kick their nose as hard as you can. Eyes are always good.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    Huh, let me know how this turns out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:47am

    Pulled apart by horses had it right.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:46pm

    I am saddened that I actually know people that would say this as a "flirtatious" conversation starter.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:29pm

    1:35 is a joykill. just sayinnn.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:47pm

    11:41am just made me laugh out loud in a really quiet writing lab. well done sir/maam!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:35pm

    11:59, it's 11:35 here. I was a one man wolf pack, until you came along. And then my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack and you joined in later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:37pm

    They'll drown in their own blood right!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:06am

    your actually suppose to punch it in the gag reflex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    1:35...it'll get you eaten if you punch like a bitch

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:51pm

    ah, the chuck norris approach. classic, yet effective

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34pm

    1:35 is Buzz Killington. However I am highly intrigued with 1:55.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:10pm

    He probably listens to a UK band called Pulled Apart By Horses. They have a song called 'I Punched A Lion In The Throat'.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:18pm

    i heard the best defense against Tigers was to hit them with a golf club.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:40pm

    1:35 watched manswers.