He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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A throat punch is a good defense in any situation....
In Soviet Russia, lion punches you!
This actually made me laugh. I'll remember this when I decide to take that African safari I've been putting off.
11:35, are you a one man wolfpack?
haha12:35, the hangover reference. LOVE IT!
We live in America ppl 12 yr olds have guns now. If u see a lion go Alabama style and pop some caps in that beast. Problem solved
11:41am just made me laugh out loud in a really quiet writing lab. well done sir/maam!
I am saddened that I actually know people that would say this as a "flirtatious" conversation starter.
Pulled apart by horses had it right.
if hes close enough for you to punch him in the throat your f'd anyway......good luck with that....keep the lion wrestling to the spear chuckers
Take his word for it. Don't question.
Oh god, I hate auto-correct. They'll drown in their own blood, right?
Umm, so before any retards try this at home, a lions' neck muscles are very thick and punching it won't do anything except get you eaten. If you see a lion, try to scare it by making yourself look bigger and make loud noises. If they are eating your face off, then try to gag them, or hit/ kick their nose as hard as you can. Eyes are always good.
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Yay for good soviet Russia jokes!!
Mufasa. Oh yeah first!!!
Mansers says that is in fact the best defense
1:35 is a joykill. just sayinnn.
your actually suppose to punch it in the gag reflex
Huh, let me know how this turns out.
youre actually supposed to shove your arm down its open mouth as far as you can and try to gag it. which seems counterproductive but i saw it on discovery so its cool. dude shoved his arm down the tigers throat, stopped it mid lunge.
1:35 watched manswers.
1:35...it'll get you eaten if you punch like a bitch
ah, the chuck norris approach. classic, yet effective
They'll drown in their own blood right!
11:59, it's 11:35 here. I was a one man wolf pack, until you came along. And then my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack and you joined in later.
1:35 is Buzz Killington. However I am highly intrigued with 1:55.....
He probably listens to a UK band called Pulled Apart By Horses. They have a song called 'I Punched A Lion In The Throat'.
i heard the best defense against Tigers was to hit them with a golf club.