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  • A throat punch is a good defense in any situation....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am
  • In Soviet Russia, lion punches you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:41am
  • This actually made me laugh. I'll remember this when I decide to take that African safari I've been putting off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:46pm
  • 11:35, are you a one man wolfpack?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:59am
  • haha12:35, the hangover reference. LOVE IT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:43pm
  • We live in America ppl 12 yr olds have guns now. If u see a lion go Alabama style and pop some caps in that beast. Problem solved

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:28pm
  • 11:41am just made me laugh out loud in a really quiet writing lab. well done sir/maam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I am saddened that I actually know people that would say this as a "flirtatious" conversation starter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:46pm
  • Pulled apart by horses had it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:47am
  • if hes close enough for you to punch him in the throat your f'd anyway......good luck with that....keep the lion wrestling to the spear chuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:49pm
  • Take his word for it. Don't question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:39am
  • Oh god, I hate auto-correct. They'll drown in their own blood, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Umm, so before any retards try this at home, a lions' neck muscles are very thick and punching it won't do anything except get you eaten. If you see a lion, try to scare it by making yourself look bigger and make loud noises. If they are eating your face off, then try to gag them, or hit/ kick their nose as hard as you can. Eyes are always good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:35pm
  • Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:35am
  • Yay for good soviet Russia jokes!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:25pm
  • Mufasa. Oh yeah first!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:34am
  • Mansers says that is in fact the best defense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 1:35 is a joykill. just sayinnn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:29pm
  • your actually suppose to punch it in the gag reflex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:06am
  • Huh, let me know how this turns out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:43pm
  • youre actually supposed to shove your arm down its open mouth as far as you can and try to gag it. which seems counterproductive but i saw it on discovery so its cool. dude shoved his arm down the tigers throat, stopped it mid lunge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:40am
  • 1:35 watched manswers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:40pm
  • 1:35...it'll get you eaten if you punch like a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:09pm
  • ah, the chuck norris approach. classic, yet effective

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:51pm
  • They'll drown in their own blood right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 11:59, it's 11:35 here. I was a one man wolf pack, until you came along. And then my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack and you joined in later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:35pm
  • 1:35 is Buzz Killington. However I am highly intrigued with 1:55.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34pm
  • He probably listens to a UK band called Pulled Apart By Horses. They have a song called 'I Punched A Lion In The Throat'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:10pm
  • i heard the best defense against Tigers was to hit them with a golf club.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:18pm