He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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A throat punch is a good defense in any situation....
This actually made me laugh. I'll remember this when I decide to take that African safari I've been putting off.
In Soviet Russia, lion punches you!
11:35, are you a one man wolfpack?
haha12:35, the hangover reference. LOVE IT!
We live in America ppl 12 yr olds have guns now. If u see a lion go Alabama style and pop some caps in that beast. Problem solved
I am saddened that I actually know people that would say this as a "flirtatious" conversation starter.
Oh god, I hate auto-correct. They'll drown in their own blood, right?
Umm, so before any retards try this at home, a lions' neck muscles are very thick and punching it won't do anything except get you eaten. If you see a lion, try to scare it by making yourself look bigger and make loud noises. If they are eating your face off, then try to gag them, or hit/ kick their nose as hard as you can. Eyes are always good.
Take his word for it. Don't question.
Pulled apart by horses had it right.
Yay for good soviet Russia jokes!!
if hes close enough for you to punch him in the throat your f'd anyway......good luck with that....keep the lion wrestling to the spear chuckers
11:41am just made me laugh out loud in a really quiet writing lab. well done sir/maam!
your actually suppose to punch it in the gag reflex
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Mufasa. Oh yeah first!!!
Mansers says that is in fact the best defense
1:35 watched manswers.
1:35 is a joykill. just sayinnn.
youre actually supposed to shove your arm down its open mouth as far as you can and try to gag it. which seems counterproductive but i saw it on discovery so its cool. dude shoved his arm down the tigers throat, stopped it mid lunge.
Huh, let me know how this turns out.
1:35...it'll get you eaten if you punch like a bitch
They'll drown in their own blood right!
1:35 is Buzz Killington. However I am highly intrigued with 1:55.....
ah, the chuck norris approach. classic, yet effective
11:59, it's 11:35 here. I was a one man wolf pack, until you came along. And then my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there, there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack and you joined in later.
He probably listens to a UK band called Pulled Apart By Horses. They have a song called 'I Punched A Lion In The Throat'.
i heard the best defense against Tigers was to hit them with a golf club.