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(503): View more from Oregon

We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.

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(707): View more from California

She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk

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(214): View more from Texas

so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat

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(913): View more from Kansas

Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.

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(443): View more from Maryland

And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks

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(917): View more from New York City

I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close

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