he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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Someone has a problem with math. There isn't a woman on the planet that is cheaper than a dog.
you kidding me? i went grocery shopping. i got myself the materials for 2 weeks worth of meals. i bought my dog food to last him from 2 weeks as well. his costs doubled mine. i was actually jealous of my dog's eating habits.
Unless you walked to the store naked, and ate said food on the street with your dog, you also have a problem with math.
But do you leave a wet spot?
And you and put a dog down if you want. $75 and no questions.
She meant: "piss on the carpet...yet."
Since your his new bitch, does get to play with you?