Texts From Last Night · Xiana's Favorites

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(708): View more from Illinois

sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed

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(469): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest

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(937): View more from Ohio

after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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(214): View more from Texas

No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix

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(205): View more from Alabama

I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.

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(585): View more from New York

You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.

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