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  • 96 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:11pm

    I honestly wished this was the first time I've seen that text.....

  • 94 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:13am

    In my opinion, Dane Cook doesn't suck, but I do think he's overrated. He's funny, but sometimes I'm like, ehhh?

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:53pm

    hahahahaha....i did this at a party once...the party was at apartment

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:40pm

    that happened at my house last year. we put her blacked-out ass in a bathtub. she woke up the next morning on the bathroom floor saying "i hope they didn't put me in the brown bath!' hahahaha

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:33pm

    lol i was on the RTA and this happened and i texted the same thing. i guess when you're homeless the world is your bathroom

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:08am

    I hope it wasn't on MY floor!

  • 75 61
    Submitted by maynard on May 11, 10 at 9:36am

    Kay Dane cook wanabe!

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:49am

    wow, im from cleveland, and the otherday someone shit on the floor and i text it to my friend...coincidence....

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:48pm

    @ 8:30 That would be somebody shit on the coats.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:55pm

    I believe you meant to say "Someone shit on the coats" and then disappear

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:00am

    This happened in my high school in front of the library.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:25am

    Mitch Hedberg > Dane Cook

  • 83 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:03pm

    that was my house...

  • 67 56
    Submitted by jom133 on Nov 18, 10 at 6:16pm

    WHAT?!

  • 85 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:59pm

    1st off, shut up, Dane Cook sucks. 2nd off, good to see some more Clevelanders up here, hahah

  • 85 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:42pm

    I had a party last year where a girl got so drunk she shit her pants, vomited on the floor, fell on her ass, and made an eight stair skid mark to the downstairs bathroom...

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:14pm

    hahahahah. who ever said Dane Cook sucks is deeply insecure. nobody can dislike DC. NOBODY.

  • 75 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:14pm

    i believe this should be followed by "and himself, and then got hit by a car riding his bike home, chipping his front teeth"

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:30pm

    Way to steal from Dane cook, dumb ass

  • 67 77
    Submitted by westgmary on Jul 8, 10 at 1:19am

    Cleveland!!! :)