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  • I honestly wished this was the first time I've seen that text.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:11pm
  • hahahahaha....i did this at a party once...the party was at apartment

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 5:53pm
  • In my opinion, Dane Cook doesn't suck, but I do think he's overrated. He's funny, but sometimes I'm like, ehhh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:13am
  • I had a party last year where a girl got so drunk she shit her pants, vomited on the floor, fell on her ass, and made an eight stair skid mark to the downstairs bathroom...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:42pm
  • lol i was on the RTA and this happened and i texted the same thing. i guess when you're homeless the world is your bathroom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Mitch Hedberg > Dane Cook

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:25am
  • @ 8:30 That would be somebody shit on the coats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:48pm
  • I hope it wasn't on MY floor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:08am
  • 1st off, shut up, Dane Cook sucks. 2nd off, good to see some more Clevelanders up here, hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:59pm
  • wow, im from cleveland, and the otherday someone shit on the floor and i text it to my friend...coincidence....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:49am
  • I believe you meant to say "Someone shit on the coats" and then disappear

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:55pm
  • i believe this should be followed by "and himself, and then got hit by a car riding his bike home, chipping his front teeth"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:14pm
  • that happened at my house last year. we put her blacked-out ass in a bathtub. she woke up the next morning on the bathroom floor saying "i hope they didn't put me in the brown bath!' hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:40pm
  • that was my house...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:03pm
  • WHAT?!

    Submitted by jom133 on Nov 18, 10 at 6:16pm
  • This happened in my high school in front of the library.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 2:00am
  • hahahahah. who ever said Dane Cook sucks is deeply insecure. nobody can dislike DC. NOBODY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:14pm
  • Kay Dane cook wanabe!

    Submitted by maynard on May 11, 10 at 9:36am
  • Way to steal from Dane cook, dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Cleveland!!! :)

    Submitted by westgmary on Jul 8, 10 at 1:19am