I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
this is jacob
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she peed on how many people?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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