i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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