i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.